Lazy perfumes

SMELL RICH. STAY BROKE.

do you want to smell like a ceo, a red flag, or a snack? we have all the personalities in stock.

The Red Flags

The Nepo Babies

The I'm Clean Edit

The Munchies

bold, fresh, and cheaper than the original.

This was supposed to be an inspiring quote about the art of fragrance. but honestly, we just mixed some chemicals that smell exactly like the expensive brands. buy them or don't.