1. Are these fake? Yes. We literally told you that. We stole the DNA of the perfumes you can't afford and put them in these bottles. It's the exact same smell, just without the celebrity endorsement fee. You're welcome.
2. How long does it last? On skin: 12+ hours. We tested it. It lasts longer than your motivation to work out.
3. How long on clothes? Honestly? We don't know. We sprayed a hoodie three weeks ago and it still smells like "Dads Jacket." It might last forever. Please wash your clothes eventually.